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Why Do Medications Always Have Side Effects

Yeah why? Sure but, spontaneous orgasm sounds awful. How about intensified, or multiple upon success.

Kristina, this is us. Well kinda!

Haha, awesome and more and likely true :P This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of my last job. (Just kidding - it was too funny to pass up!

run, this is a dangerous scenario!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. I am not on meds but some people make you feel like that!

I'm surprised at those that have been with me since the beginning.

If you can't handle me at my worst.I don't blame you, I sometimes can't handle it either!

For real!!! Get off the effing road during rush hour if you don’t work! That includes you stay at home moms going to meet your tennis crew for a damn coffee!!!

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

This is funny, because it's true :)

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person. That and picnics - never understood preparing food in your kitchen and then hauling outside to share with the bugs and the wind and lord knows what else.

kids today don't know how easy they have it

Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.