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Can't get out of bed because of winter

I won't be leaving the house today. I have an extremely bad case of 'lazy bitch that hates fucking winter', and I can't get out of bed.

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Everyone's all, OOOHHH isn't the snow so pretty, and I'm just over here like is it June yet?

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Everyone's all, OOOHHH isn't the snow so pretty, and I'm just over here like is it June yet? best month of the year

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.

Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

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Colder weather gets me excited to not leave the house. Love the cold.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Family Ecard: Awkward Mom Moment Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth.

That's what I tell myself as I'm shoving down my 5th brownie in 15 minutes.

Also, recommended serving sizes always try to trick me. of this candy bar is a serving size?

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equal parts Penelope Garcia, Blanche Devereaux, and Clairee Belcher .

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Free, Friendship Ecard: Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are…

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