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Funny Movies Ecard: Dear God, I'm not asking for much...but can you please make Magic Mike in IMAX-3D. Amen.

Funny Movies Ecard: Dear God, I'm not asking for much.but can you please make Magic Mike in Amen.

It's only fair...

I find this to be both true and more than slightly hilarious.

Nothing has ever been more true

" Perri asks then takes a tentative sip of her latte. "Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Okay I laughed out loud at this one. Sometimes I miss the days of being a kid and talking to the neighbors every day, but then other days I see my neighbor outside when I pull up and I'm thinking "maybe if I act like I'm on the phone he won't try to start a conversation..."  hahaha

You sang it out while you read it didn't you! ****for the State Farm girl in me****

haha, I was singing this to Tyler last night and came to this realization as my 2 year old looked at me like I was crazy. Funny to really think about from his point of view.

I never sing it that way cuz its disturbing. I sing "rock a bye baby, mommy's sweetheart. When the moon glows, the baby will rock. 'Til the dawn breaks, my light from above shine down upon baby, cradled in love.

so true.... And hard to be objective, but you must! I try to not HATE anyone, that is such a strong emotion ... But greatly dislike ....

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place'.