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Eye of the Tiger!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast 'Eye of the Tiger' just to give them a little inspiration.

I've had this conversation before. So funny!

My mind is all 'let's go to the gym!' but my body is all 'Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable'

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

Haven't eaten anything substantive since last Wednesday, so this is how I'm feeling right now!

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

Funny because I love Phantom of the Opera! I sing it to myself often.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

Thank you for the 15th self-portrait you posted this week. Without it, I might have forgotten what you looked like.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Thank you for the self-portrait you posted this week. Without it, I might have forgotten what you looked like.

I actually did slam my cart into a girl once because I said excuse me and she wouldn't move... But seriously I want to do it without even saying a word, just run everyone over in the store.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Fifty

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

Check out this funny meme!Hilarious meme from the house of funny(Muffin Top Humor)

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