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He is not the boyfriend Gotham deserves

Pinner said: my boyfriend left me the Classy way.Wouldn't want to run into me in a restuarant in France down the track.if you left me this classy assy way I'd make sure the french chef made Boullebaise out of you.

do you know the muffin man

The muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane? Well she's married to the muffin man! The Muffin Man? THE MUFFIN MAN!

Loving the Green side :D Been searching pick up lines! They're so hilarious! Need to use these one day

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van haha

they said what??

Absolutely hysterical witness / attorney exchanges in court! Worth the read! Man, some attorneys are idiots

Bahahaha!!! I had a similar experience when I got my wisdom teeth removed...except I was singing children s songs and calling people rather than texting...

"Dude, my icepack is judging me".if there had been texting when I had my wisdom teeth removed I can totally see this conversation happening

Britt left her phone at my house...

The 16 Funniest Break-Up Texts Ever - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED And this is just one of the many reasons for why I prefer to hang no out with guys rather than girls

I mean dimples.......

21 Accidentally Dirty Autocorrects From Well-Intentioned People - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED laughed so hard I cried

Hilarious!!  Pinterest fails!

When things go terribly wrong…

OK, I'm not always THIS epic fail at craft projects. This really made me laugh, becuase SOMETIMES, I really AM this fail.

These are song lyrics  . . .

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