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It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

Hilarious meme from the house of funny  Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

I cant help it!!  I just don't seem to find the time to make them because I'm looking on Pinterest for the next awesome thing to make!  True that!

But why do you want take-out if you just pinned 543 recipes to your this morning?

Stupid drivers

First that stupid jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and now his car's paint is on my key!

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Kind, nurturing, gentle mom shift ends really at and at you better be in bed or else!

Oh gosh new orleans we have all been there haha

You think I'm a control freak? I think you have a shitty way of doing things.