Funny Ecard: That moment you’re in the shower and hear loud thumps, and think "they’re killing my family, and I’ll have to fight the attacker naked.” This is so true and happens to me everytime I take a shower!
Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.