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sorry i got so drunk and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.

You got that?

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Google Spreadsheets: More Useful Than You Thought

When I'm drunk with my cell phone. You Get A Text! You Get A Text! You Get A Text! Everyone Gets A Text!

Omg! Lmao this is so true!

My kids in a nutshell! I actually tell them Psycho mom is coming out.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

@Heather Dawson and @Mac Bales? @Melissa Gruler and @Amber?

Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Sarcastic mama

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

St Patrick's Day Meme

Patricks day is like Valentines day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions. Diaz those Irish traits doe

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