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I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.

I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

Funny Workplace Ecard: You know.this working full time thing is really cramping my style.

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.' I need to pray harder!

I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I cant wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.

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lol

Dont tell me how to do my job, I don't come down to the whorehouse and tell you how to do yours.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

BEAUTIFUL

ღ "Beauty in my opinion has nothing to do with looks. It's how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.

haha!  Running tip for my girls

i am not sure about the hot guy in front, but i would definitely jog faster with a creepy behind!

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Funny rotten ecard.

Sorry kids, dinner's going to be a little late tonight. Mama's got 5 lives left and this candy ain't gonna crush itself.

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