Look what I found on Purple 10 Kittens Tee - Toddler & Girls by The Mountain
immaturity - some people never grow up old men prank
Title is an oxymoron. That guy wanted to buy you a drink. But I already have a drink. Do you think he' d buy me mozzarella sticks? I'd buy a girl mozzarella sticks if she asked. moron is an anti main
I don't speak walmart. clint eastwood, you are just so BA
If you ever get caught sleeping…
Things that are funny because they're true. All aboard the hot mess express!
'The Bold Italic took a bunch of dudes with long hair to a fancy salon and gave them fancy female updos. Look how dashing they are! Disturbingly hilarious'-- Why? I check out guys with long hair- because they don't give a shit about your opinion.
My mind is like, "Let's go to the gym!" but my body is all, "Dude chill, this couch really comfortable.
pawn stars in a nutshell
"That face you make when the person you hate is talking". or the face you make when you don't hate them but they are telling you the same thing again and again.