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Seriously. Quit playing the victim. We ALL know you aren't one......@Nikita Miller I'm pretty sure this was spit right out your mouth!
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Seriously. Quit playing the victim. We ALL know you aren't one......@Nikita Miller I'm pretty sure this was spit right out your mouth!

Seriously. Quit playing the victim. We ALL know you aren't one......@Nikita Miller I'm pretty sure this was spit right out your mouth!
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Eyebrow humor
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Haha nice way to find a positive with this pale irish winter skin lol

The words pale or pa

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I'm rocking it.

Eyebrow humor

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This happened to me just the other day. "Period". I don't have time for that stupid stuff. Just keep my mouth shut and move on!
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Seriously, some people amaze me.my exact sarcasm

Lol every time ! I can't believe some people can be that stupid and still b able to have kids and raise them maybe that's why her son got held back

Free, Confession Ecard: Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Hahaha definitely the truth when some people talk.

This happened to me just the other day. "Period". I don't have time for that stupid stuff. Just keep my mouth shut and move on!

This happened to me just the other day. "Period". I don't have time for that stupid stuff. Just keep my mouth shut and move on!
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The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.
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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.

Keeping this in mind for telemarketers and douches on the phone!

Still not as awesome as a rotary phone hang up where they definitely know it, but still good.

Hang up. Can't stop laughing at this!

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.
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Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog
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Let's assume I just got off the treadmill. Yeah, sure, totally.

Sadly, with me many people will probably know that I didn't just get off the treadmill. I'm wearing the yoga pants!

and if you wear your yoga pants and t-shirt to bed, you will be ready to workout when you wake up!

This made me laugh, I love wearing mine to workout.and also just to wear them lol

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog
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I like this because I feel like I deserve presents on my sons' birthday!
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My mom and I discussed this very thing after I became a mother.

Plaidipus mound: happy thankful for birthdays thursday

This is why I send my mother flowers and a card saying "Happy birth-giving day!

Since I have had kids, I have started thanking my mom on my birthday.

I like this because I feel like I deserve presents on my sons' birthday!

I like this because I feel like I deserve presents on my sons' birthday!

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Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll

Ha, luckily we pretty much think the same. But I remember this fondly when I was a child.

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I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

"I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other people's minds..."

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with chefs. I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with people, I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

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