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There should be an award

I don't get near enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. (High functioning sociopath, do your research!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

"Mommy needs vodka!" #Pray!

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Sorry I didn't respond to your message. I answered in my head and thought it was in real life.

No more drama !

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

People skills improving.

Truth - any day i make it through without hitting someone with a chair is a successful day

Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Pathetic gene pool LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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