Actually, I was pretty darn confused when a new viewer of Doctor Who said that Christopher Eccelston was the first doctor. She was confused when I said he wasn& Confusion all around. We really had to have a long discussion about that. No aneurysm, though.
You know this actually does make sense. He's never been a ginger, but has always wanted to be. Poor old Doctor, that's what hair dye is for. What do you think hookers do? In all seriousness, what if there's a real Doctor and he's actually a ginger.