Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.
You’re Everything in a Friend Tea Towel- This distressed classic kitchen tea towel features the humorous saying, “You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.