I'm not evil. I'm a Woman. When I'm mad, I'm a sadistic demon-spawned pixie sent from hell to eradicate the male sex from this frigid wasteland we call Earth. Oh, but when I'm happy. bake cookies and shit
its so true, guys are such babies when they are sick but when you feel bad they want to tell you how they never complain< and you know what I've also been having a cold this whole time I literally shed the lining of one of my internal organs.