Amazing Reasons to Get Detention - I like the Hunger Games one the best. That or the one where the student corrected the teacher (after all, a mile IS longer than a kilometer) but got detention anyways.
Basic grammar: it makes you more attractive! The English language was created so that we could understand each other, NOT so that we could mangle it with chat speak and bad grammar.hahaha Heather I thought of you!
This bird loves chocolate like a fat kid loves cake lol! (Just to reiterate though, chocolate is NOT safe for birds to ingest. If you have a bird, don't let them go for a swim in a fountain of chocolate.