I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.
Store bought is fine. :) Oh my word! Ina Garten drives me crazy! "Oh, you can't afford organic spices that you can only find in remote ends of the earth, and that cost a gazillion dollars? Then, store bought is fine. I'm rich!
Found this at the library I work at. Happy Father's Day!
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him "The Night Dad Went To Jail". This informative children's book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me in the ass prison.
Shit Just Got Real. about to go down on the playground! Art in my sandbox bitch! I gave that bitch a shovel that looks like a Popsicle. Bitches love shovels that look like a Popsicle. shit got real Real Playground sandbox