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Baha!

and i usually only do this if i've said something retarded and funny to them just to see them smile when they get the txt :) hehe

Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.

Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.

Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it's only Tuesday. UNLESS You're like me and your Friday IS Tuesday!

I never wanted someone to buy me roses; I wanted someone who'd plant them, knowing that I'd be around when the flowers blossomed.

Love this Quote Love this Quote! I never wanted someone to buy me roses; I wanted someone who'd plant them knowing that I'd be around **when the flowers bloomed. ** ROSES FOR BEAUTIFUL LADIES** jerry g

Feminists can open their own doors...I'll take a chivalrous man any day

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A real woman can do it all by herself, but a real man wouldn't let her.

Great nutshelling. Summon the trolls!

The faith of an atheist is hard to shake. Did you know that atheists live by faith? Not faith in God, obviously, but they do live by faith. Whether it’s thei.

That's why when people ask, "What's wrong?" you only reply with tears.

"Sometimes, crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can't explain how broken your heart is. " Let's talk to my eyes when my mouth cant explain XD

so true. it's fun to pick on some people!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I just got a manicure. don't make me slap a bitch.

Please.

Wisdom is avoiding all thoughts that weaken you and embracing those that strengthen you.

Listen;~)

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. Well, most people, but not all of them.

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