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The most dangerous animal

The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent, smiling woman. And a silent, smiling dominic

I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously...... Some of you are making it so damn hard.

Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out! You fat pathetic fuck hahahaha stick to your yo yo he still doesn’t want you or love you 😂😂😂 truth hurts hey

Especially when they are responsible for a bad decision that affects my freaking life! Ugh!

I'm constantly torn between the 'be kind to everyone' and the 'fuck everyone you owe them nothing' mentalities quote.

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It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

lost my ability to give a damn funny quotes ...hmmm - I might put this on a t-shirt.

I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Get your shit together!

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36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

Such a fucking lady choosing colorful words that roll smoothly off my tongue but can be piercing to ones soul or an offer of gutter humor. Please no need to excuse thank you very much!

So true since I fractured my shoulder

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lol, and fake news!

Life is too short for fake people, fake butter, fake cheese. I like real butter, real cheese and real good people.

Im not very nice when im hungry.

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry