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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Lol bae already knows

So True ! when a woman says what funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor! So true!

Kid's energy

Only on Mondays in my house.

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Good Scissors Tea-towel for @Lean Ni Chuilleanain

save the sewing scissors for sewing. The hair-cutting scissors for hair. But do have some good, sturdy kitchen shears. Took me years to figure out how handy scissors are in the kitchen.

I can't tell you how many times I've said this.

Maxine: You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking "I may as well pee while I'm here.

<----- meanest mom award

I'll have to remember this one in the future when my kids inevitably tell me I'm the meanest mom in the world.

Some days....

Mothers Day 2013 Restaurant Deals ~ Take Time for Mom

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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