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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.


I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Lol bae already knows

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Kid's energy

Only on Mondays in my house.

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Good Scissors Tea-towel for @Lean Ni Chuilleanain

save the sewing scissors for sewing. The hair-cutting scissors for hair. But do have some good, sturdy kitchen shears. Took me years to figure out how handy scissors are in the kitchen.

I can't tell you how many times I've said this.

Maxine: You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking "I may as well pee while I'm here.

<----- meanest mom award

I'll have to remember this one in the future when my kids inevitably tell me I'm the meanest mom in the world.

Some days....

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"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny