I'm fairly certain my horses know they own me (The Husband certainly does).) What I'm unsure of is just how totally insane this makes me. At least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not alone in Crazy Town.
Not just for Dressage! For that 60 seconds before you go in when your horse is a lathered mess, he's still in his boots, you have mud all over your boots, and you're not quite sure were you laid your jacket down.