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Try 35 years.. yes, it was a hot bod then. Even after a couple of babies, 3o years ago would not be a bad deal! But oh, now! With no metabolism to speak of... whmphm.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

This is 100% true.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

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Free and Funny Anniversary Ecard: Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

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I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .


Lord, please grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are.