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friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :


That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice.

My latest tattoo, and the most special!  It's my son's handprint after he passed away at 4 months from congenital heart defects.   #tat

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

Motherhood---wanting to pee alone

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

This is great haha

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

My husband deserves this cake. I'm sorrys aren't cuttin it anymore! Poor guy!

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

Very true... Lol!!!

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.


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I don't hate you but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it.

So true! I was going to tag some friends in this one - but thought perhaps the close friend would think I was calling her a whore and the whore would think we were close friends.


You're one of the few friends I enjoy being w/ more in person than on FB!

i dont have these days too much anymore, now i just get really really scared,petrified.

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

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Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)