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its now called the new mid life crisis that occurs during reunions

Funny Someecards to Send Your Friends Today: Please be my excuse for not showing up to something. : Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them.

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Ice Cream: Break-up’s BFF since the dawn of time HAPPY FRIDAY and HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!! xo the cats ^._.^  image via blue q’s fb

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

sadly this will probably be me when summer rolls around.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

Haven't eaten anything substantive since last Wednesday, so this is how I'm feeling right now!

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .


Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

shall we name them all? michael buble, daniel radcliffe, josh hutcherson, gerard butler, paul wesley, ian somerhalder, cal clutterbuck...and that's only naming a few of them. but it's okay because I'm gonna become a polygamist and have multiple husbands.

To: Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan,Taylor Lautner and so on.

Black Jelly Bean

20 Jelly Bean Ideas for Easter

Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice.

Anything but going on a diet...

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!