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its now called the new mid life crisis that occurs during reunions

Funny Someecards to Send Your Friends Today: Please be my excuse for not showing up to something. : Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them.

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

This is true! On my last two jobs, I worked one or both days of the weekend and it sucked hearing people talk about how glad they were it was Friday. Now it's me talking about Friday!

totally did this yesterday lol

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

EEK! This will be my motivation... no way President Snow can kill me if I train!

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work but the eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!

someecards en español - Buscar con Google

"Wow, that clean shaven guy looks super manly." Said no one ever. Funny since I love Jacobs facial hair.

Today, I'm going to get it together.  I say this every day.   :/

THE TRUTH! I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

So glad that I've found an easy solution to this problem!! ffs.jamberrynails.net

21 Things Only Girls Who Are Addicted To Nail Polish Know To Be True

I am right handed so when I do my nails with my left hand it looks like a nail polish bomb exploded!

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing.it's called being a Responsible Adult. I'm only boring most of the time sometimes I am bad!

I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in MILF. Pretty Much!

Funny College Ecard: I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in MILF.

Aint' That The Truth!

Coupon Deals MON Aug 15 - Page 15

Definition of pin-ter-est (n): So sad, so true, so LOL!

Sorry you were mean to me when we were little and I grew up to be really hot.

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry you were mean to me when we were little and I grew up to be really hot.

I've been there :)

i do this all the time, what if i have a bangin' outfit and no ones sees it?

THIS IS SO MY FRIENDS AND I . fuuuuuck. @monicabaker, @hannahmoen, @carriegoffinet, @lovrany

This makes me laugh. I have someone FB stalking me for commenting on a friends page!

so me. :P

Very True! Do this all the time, this is a cute outfit, but I can't wear it on a Tuesday! So I take it off and make it a Friday outfit. If I don't, then I end up wearing a Monday dress on a Saturday night.