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And you feel shame...

The only professional sport where you have to sit in time out for 2 minutes for not playing nice with others. Go for a spin in the sin bin!

Fitness Motivation

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't exercise to be healthy. I exercise to look sexy as fuck, naked.

A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets... You don't know where to put your hands!

Funny pictures about A woman without curves. Oh, and cool pics about A woman without curves. Also, A woman without curves.

Put another quarter in the swear jar

The reason I'm allowed to use curse words, honey, is because Mommy has a lot more fucking shit to curse about than you do.

Great idea! I have aan unsuspecting four year old into princesses too... hummmm...

Cinderella party - This is what I should do next year if Stephanie wants a Cinderella themed party!

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

So not fair!

Facebook Thursday …. Plus!

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: Government assistance: You may think it comes from rich people, but it comes from people who work 70 hours a week and still can't afford to buy what you can.

I became addicted to this awful supplement...I guess you know the rest of the story...

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make ice cubes with wine - leftover wine - someecards - ecard - Humor

infertility isnt easy. if you have ever gone through it.. you know. I have no idea if I will be able to get pregnant again.

SO SO TRUE! 'Trying to get pregnant is the fun part!' Obviously you've never tried to get pregnant.

Very true...about my husband!  LOL

Funny Family Ecard: Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here remember? said No Husband Ever.

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