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Yes, thank you Wal-Mart!

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I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

lol ~ why does this always happen?!

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

Shopping with kids..

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Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.


My Doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in m life. SAME THING REALLY!

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Look in the mirror !

Funny Flirting Ecard: For all you guys wearing skinny jeans. I think you took the phrase 'getting into her pants' the wrong way.

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. true story

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Funny Music Ecard: Luke Bryan, if you want country girls to shake if for you. We all want something in return. Thank you.

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Grown women

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Grown Women: Your bra is NOT an optional article of clothing.

The feeling of accomplishment you get when you are notified of all the repins on Pinterest. You are all welcome for my amazing finds. You. Are. Welcome. :)

Lol how I feel when I show my bf a funny pin & then somehow his whole family see it & loves it.I feel accomplished I spread such joy to an entire family.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Haha remember it well

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