Boats. Boobs. Beer. That's All I Need. Funny Text T-Shirt. The shirt is perfect for the man or woman who loves to spend their time at the lake, river, ocean or sea. This Boats. Boobs. Beer. That's All I Need. Funny Text Tee is great for the guy or gal who has simple needs in life. The love any kind of boat from motorboats, to jet boats, yachts, pontoon boats, ski boats, or powerboats is all you need to sport this shirt. Makes a great gift idea.