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Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

Amen!!! Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life...at least I'm NOT YOU.

Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life. I thank God every day I'm not a horrible person like you.

Amazingggggg

Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose. Lulz I got jokes to bitch ~ Punch

Hell

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

Let me sleep please me vs my brain

Funny pictures about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Oh, and cool pics about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Also, Mostly Every Night Of My Life photos.

Remember, some people need to be alone with their cats, and die in an unwashed angora sweater in July

Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous. (that was totally worth the laugh I just had)

Sometimes

I want to make little cards that say this. When someone is pissing me off, I will just hand them the card.---I need this in my life, more than you'd think.

Ive met them all

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

It Involves Liquid Love

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

Haha Sometimes, yes ☺

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

If this isn't the truth idk what is!!!

what doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally. This made me laugh out loud!

Thursday  .... or as I like to call it  .... "day four of the hostage situation "

The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour

Yes...

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

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