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If we're ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason then we are in a very very bad situation

Lmao. You sir are a fucking cactus.

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.


I like you because you join in on my weirdness. Yup, this one fits me and my hubby too. We're both weird, just in different ways.

I'll fight a bear for you..

I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

Drugs aren't helping! Bwahahaha! > Switch to beer, Switch to beer... no, sorry that's a song I heard on Bob and Tom...

"i usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness." but you really shouldn't trust the crazies.

I know, right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

T.S.O.T.S.B. @ http://thestingofthescorpion.wordpress.com

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson. It starts getting old.