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Grant me the serenity to kick some motherfucking ass today & karate chop the shit out of anyone slowing down my train of awesome.

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Somedays this seems like the most appropriate prayer to pray. 'God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will end up in jail.

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Free, Encouragement Ecard: Anxiety and Stress are caused by giving a shit...Take a dose of Fuck it, forget it and move on!

Anxiety and Stress are caused by giving a shit.Take a dose of Fuck it, forget it and move on, which is probably better advice than the doctor gave me!

OMG YES. This is my mantra while driving on the highway lol

Ahh, Louise, why do so many of these remind me of things that you say?

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Dear God, grant me the patience to endure all the window-licking, crayon-eating, helmet-wearing fucktards.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

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