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After working retail you learn that the customer's always wrong and a complete asshole.

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It happens to me all the time…especially when I don't have my hearing aid in.:) I just nod and smile.

Not mine but it's funny - 9GAG

Not mine but it's funny

Managers around interested in the credit card? how about the rewards card? extended warrantee? | Retail Robin

Cut everyone's hours back to practically nothing and then brags proudly about the people they just hired. Sorry, not drinking your corporate kool-aid bullshit.

Funny saying.  Funny cuz it's true, if you're that paranoid you deserved my post

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

People ask me why I moved so far away…

People ask me why I moved so far away…

We will not open the doors till its TIME TO OPEN.. I don't care how many window lickers are out there looking in...

Related note: Closing time is closing time. Banging on the locked door and pointing to your watch does not turn the registers back on.

Maybe we should learn by example...just sayin'

All opposite of what American does. In France the doctor comes to your house if you need it, free dental care in England, Germany you get alternative healthcare along with traditional, all free.

"Wow, that customer was so correct and proved me wrong. I'm so glad I can learn how to do my job from people that have never worked in this store." Said no one ever - Retail Robin | Meme Generator

Leave retail job to finally get away from asshole customers. Start new retail job, first customer of the day: asshole.