*drops food on floor* germs: go get it! king germ: no. we must wait 5 seconds. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
You must make implications not direct statements. For example: he didn't get stabbed exactly 27 times in his chest. The sharp blade had a deep love for his flesh and for that he wished to carve his love within him.
"the story of my first contracted murder" -- (actually this is just really funny, but I didn't know which board I could add this to without sounding like an a-hole/psychopath) -- click through for more murderous funnies. Oh my gosh
Actually, the wording wouldn't be "why can not you get me some ice cream". It would be "why can you not get me some ice cream". Just because a contraction is used does not mean that the word and not are next to each other.