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Tumblr- it's in all of us

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*drops food on floor* germs: go get it! king germ: no. we must wait 5 seconds. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

Not mine, please credit if you know who to.

Not mine, please credit if you know who to.

Write the story behind this.

She was a bag of chips. Oh, you know, she was all that and a bag of chips.


You must make implications not direct statements. For example: he didn't get stabbed exactly 27 times in his chest. The sharp blade had a deep love for his flesh and for that he wished to carve his love within him.

14 Tumblr Users Who May Or May Not Be Planning A Murder

"the story of my first contracted murder" -- (actually this is just really funny, but I didn't know which board I could add this to without sounding like an a-hole/psychopath) -- click through for more murderous funnies. Oh my gosh


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Cold? Go sit in a corner.

Cold? Go sit in a corner.

From now on, if anyone says they're cold, I am telling them to stand in the corner. But I still think that the next comment was funnier than the pun!

One time in college

OK I usually don't pin this sort of thing. But it's sweet and hilarious and I find the "Wife him" part very amusing.<< I ship it

This stuff is good. - Imgur

This stuff is good.

It's not really that spectacular to have someone say they'd take a bullet for me. It's just one bullet. They're not going to stop shooting just because you blocked one single solitary bullet.

English is wierd

Actually, the wording wouldn't be "why can not you get me some ice cream". It would be "why can you not get me some ice cream". Just because a contraction is used does not mean that the word and not are next to each other.

If that's true, I'm never calling it a microwave again. <-- xD

I am looking that up, because if it's true, well that's just too awesome. <<< hoi im Welsh and for a matter of fact, that is true :D popty-ping is a slang word for microwave, have a nice day :)

The Way We Get Educated

The Way We Get Educated

History Channel: Anything created in history was created by aliens. Anything that happened in history was because of aliens. Anyone in history is an alien. EVERYTHING IS AN ALIEN