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Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

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"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

Priceless mom joke! How I wish I could really tell my kid to say this when he's older!

"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." I can't stop laughing at this!

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

Suddenly!!???

Suddenly!!???

If u come whitewater rafting with us @Mariah jk luv yah :P

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.

Let's bang the angry out of each other.

Let me remember this for if i ever get a husband and we have bad days lol Today sucks. Let's bang the angry out of each other tonight.

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