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I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Nah, I'm not that good at hiding feelings.  If I don't like you, there pretty much will never be a  problem knowing.  Women on the other hand have a tendency to hide it better, just because they are not as confrontational, unless they are talented in the art of fucking you up, physically.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

If only someone heard the comments/views about performance that aren't/haven't been spoken. Crushed would be too light a word. Eeeewwww to max.

I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the one I keep to myself.

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

This is what I need to say to Brandi from now on :)

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

Good luck

If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Every single time

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs.

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

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I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.

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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

This is so me!  I have to bite my lip when someone uses "seen" when "saw" is correct.  As in, "I seen it around here somewhere."  That's not Southern slang.  It's just stupid.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

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