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Bahaha!! This is pretty much verbatim a conversation my stepdad would have with my stepsiblings... So much so that I texted him this pic on Father's Day. ;)

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Daily odd compliment.

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

It's funny how all trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" OMG lol so true when we were kids!

You mess with crab… You get a stab...

You mess with crab… You get a stab...