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New Years Resolution - Screw the gym. This year, my New Years Resolution is to get more piercings and tattoos.

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

back to school ecard | Sean’s Super Awesome Holiday Weight Loss Tips | Sean Copeland ...

Today's weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss. Not sure why this made me laugh so hard!

so true.. they must walk so slow...

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

@Marcie Brewster...we must remember this tactic. Much easier than the dumpster idea! HAHAHA

ironic that i'm watching hoarders right now, and there was a fire in the house. unfortunately the house didn't burn down.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Pinterest has inspired me to plan every detail of the wedding I'm nowhere near having.

Yep pretty much. I'm 16 and not planning on getting married for a VERY long time. But I love planning!

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

Slow down on the tequila

Life isn't a fairy tale. I you lose a shoe at midnight, you might wanna slow down on the tequila.

I'd punch you if I could. Work troubles!

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Swimsuit season #humor

Bathing suit

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'. I hate the sweat pants voice.

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