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Because its usually not good! LOL

It's true! I do panic every single time! (Especially when my mom says it!

You took the trash out?  Whew! You should go rest now! ;) funny stuff. I love my honey but this just made me laugh!

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

"every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy... pssh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat." -Anon.

Every guy thinks every girl dreams is to find the perfect guy. Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Perfect voicemail greeting

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

I always think I'm being so clever by putting something somewhere where I'll remember where it is.  I think that's why I don't remember where I put it!!!  Don't be clever!!! ;)

I do this all the time.gona put it in a safe place. where exactly is that safe place again?

I totally said, "us teenagers" to my once long ago high school teacher the other day!! OMGoodness! And we had a big laugh... Mostly her...laughing at me :(

SO true! I wanted to be an adult because I thought they could do whatever they wanted.

#truestory

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Haha, Target is right around the corner from me.  I often run out for just one thing, then enjoy a half hour or so of peace just wandering the aisles.

When all else fails, a little retail therapy at my favorite store always helps! by jenifer. i could not agree more! during my first years in philly- i did target therapy all of the time.

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

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