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My boyfriend asked, "So you're calling me a liar?"  And on instinct I replied with, "Well I ain't calling you a truther!"

My boyfriend asked, "So you're calling me a liar?" And on instinct I replied with, "Well I ain't calling you a truther!

My gf accepts free drinks from men at bars. then I come in and pretend I don't know her and chat her up. I love the rejected look on their faces when she goes home with me.

Someone from Milpitas posted a whisper, which reads "My gf accepts free drinks from men at bars. then I come in and pretend I don't know her and chat her up. I love the rejected look on their faces when she goes home with me.

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13 Embarrassing Student Confessions That Will Make You Cringe <--- These made me laugh so hard

I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body

"I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body"<<< fun fact my mom is teaching me how to hide a body and my dad is getting me multiple weapons for my birthday

A few months ago I hooked up with a guy 20 years older than me. Today I met my new boyfriends dad, guess who ?

Someone from Idaho posted a whisper, which reads "A few months ago I hooked up with a guy 20 years older than me. Today I met my new boyfriends dad, guess who ?

*grandpa. Or great-unclr who's hella cool

I feel like Trump and Hillary are divorced parents fighting over custody of us. But we kind of just wanna go live with grandma. Or grandpa Bernie.

Clearly our daughter  the question would be, what DIDN'T I do to Grandma...

5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma? Me: that was mostly my brother/your uncle.

Stays mom has got it goin on stacys mom has got it go in on.../I WISH THAT I HAD JESSES GIRL

I love that song JESSIES GIRL. Every time we sing this song we scream the part that says Jessie's girl

I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle

I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle>>>>>>no matter what gender you are attracted to, what race you are, what gender you are, if you block the candy aisle or park in the fire lane, I will hate you.

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Fum times

Someone from Charles Town posted a whisper, which reads "I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted I was holding the child the entire time.

Awww...the perks of college

"HS teachers: There's still a minute left of class, sit down! College professors: There's 15 mins left, but I'm done teaching so bye.

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