Someone from Milpitas posted a whisper, which reads "My gf accepts free drinks from men at bars. then I come in and pretend I don't know her and chat her up. I love the rejected look on their faces when she goes home with me.
"I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body"<<< fun fact my mom is teaching me how to hide a body and my dad is getting me multiple weapons for my birthday
5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma? Me: that was mostly my brother/your uncle.
I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle>>>>>>no matter what gender you are attracted to, what race you are, what gender you are, if you block the candy aisle or park in the fire lane, I will hate you.
Someone from Charles Town posted a whisper, which reads "I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted I was holding the child the entire time.