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I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together an unpleasant experience. | Christmas Season Ecard

I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together unpleasant. Sounds like my house, EVERY year.

this is my husband lol

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

Totally picture Aribella in "Despite the Fangs" putting this one up as her screensaver!  www.DylanNewton.com

This is so true for me! I would rather be everyones shot of whisky anyway!

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Your secrets are safe with me. I zoned out about 30 minutes ago. This, and my bad memory, is why I'm so good at keeping secrets!

Its called a narcissist...and we get to hear all about the crazy antics and stories. Not a healthy enviroment https://sobreviviendoapsicopatasynarcisistas.wordpress.com/

Oh, What's that word. You know when someone boasts about what good character and moral standards they have and then they do the complete opposite? Hypocrit, maybe?

Takes me back to a funny ass moment freshman year

Rottenecards - When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

Anyone up for the challenge? Lol ; ))

Okay, maybe a personal trainer, too, to slap me off my ass to work on my ass!

31 Hilarious Test Answers from Smart Ass Kids - Team Jimmy Joe

31 Hilarious Test Answers from Smart Ass Kids

Teacher's comment on student's paper. Why are there rings on Saturn? Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it. "Saturn was NOT a single lady"!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

YES! That is so accurate!!  Works with grandkids too!!

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Hahaha, maybe one day :)

Hahaha, maybe one day :)

You, keep your mouth shut. Grey's Anatomy is on.

You, keep your mouth shut. Grey's Anatomy is on. This is me every Thursday night!

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