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Day 2 of my bikini diet: I broke down in front of the Doritos and was escorted out of Wal-Mart.

Ouch::sad u can't on here or block :)) i feel that way on fb too:::: it ends here always will be a good person , a awesome mom to MY sons and ur a waist of time::: being fake will get u nowhere in life!! Just saying ;)

Ecard: Yes, I do post stuff to piss you off because I know you're too nosey to delete me.

Bahhhhh! Opinions can cause dis-ease amongst friends... That's for certain .

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Your opinions are like needles. Don't share them.


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.


This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

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I don't want sleeping sex. But sleeping, sex, and bacon would be wonderful.

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roll on Friday :) Really tired now and sooooo ready for a well deserved break!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Sometimes when I think of friends I am not as close to as I used to be I feel sad. But then I think it is probably because they suck because I'm pretty awesome.


Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

this would screw me over big time lol. .. for April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk. HA

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Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, 'Hey mom, look what I drew for you.'

Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and Im over here like, Hey mom, look what I drew for you.

I have come down with honey badger syndrome... I don't give a shit.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Sex like that makes me want to call my ex and thank him for dumping me.