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"I am not grumpy, this is just how I LOOK!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Thank you Pres for finding this!

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

story of my life (or as scarlett would've said, "i'll think about it tomorrow.")

I have so much to do that I am going to bed - Seb Lester. So true!

Great thinking!

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

lol funny-sayings

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

That's what I did wrong!!

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One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

Big Mouth Strikes Again...holy cow, you can say that again!!!!!

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

 Things my husband would say...ahaha. Except it would be more like "get your nose out of my butt" :) he loves me.

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

Hahaha :)

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