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Funny Confession Ecard: Getting murdered in the woods on Friday the wouldnt even be my least favorite thing about going camping.

or from our church, or from most restaurants..............

STORY OF MY LIFE! (see heater this is currently on under my desk!) Funny Workplace Ecard: Let's go out into the scorching heat wave to avoid frostbite from our office air conditioning.

Is Being A Perfectionist Making Your House Messy?

Is Being A Perfectionist Making Your House Messy?

Nothings worse than when you're not feeling well and you're expecting a visitor. You don't have the time or energy to clean the whole house, but can you can focus on tidying up the main areas your.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

...serious case of the mondays coming up...i can just feel it.

Celebrate the Opening of Hunger Games By Sending Your Friends One Of THESE


I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My curse for being a teacher my ultimate pet peeve!

Ill name the shop "comfort food"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Funny College Ecard: If you don't understand the Mean Girls reference, you can't sit with us!

Whatever, those rules aren't real. They were real that day I wore a vest. That's because that vest was disgusting. You can't sit with us!

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Oh but that doesn't stop some people from trying. Know a few of these!!!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.