Explore True Stories, Amen and more!

So true.

My parents never laid a hand on me and I still posses this "psychological condition".more so in fact than most kids who were spanked as a child. It doesn't require spanking.

For all the times when I appreciate the mischevious acts of others...

"Did you do it?" He asked. "I didn't do it" She responded. "Then why are you laughing, Grif?" "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius.

Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

So sad but true. Einstein was right, the day has arrived. Kinda opens my eyes! Anyone else feel convicted to stop using your phone so much?

“ I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”- Albert Einstein We're there. So sad. >>> Sad, but we are also not idiots.

Prepared is the only option!

"Teach your Daughter to shoot. because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.ain't that the truth. My baby girl will never learn how I did

We all know one of these!

I wish I can sleep in every morning. I have never been a morning person but my life has changed in many ways since having the kids. Just let me sleep!

Check out 15, 28, 29. Not funny. - Learn how I made it to 100K in one months with e-commerce!

Funny pictures about Epic one liners. Oh, and cool pics about Epic one liners. Also, Epic one liners.

May not like guns

Guess it's a good thing I like guns, believe in God & oh that's right.I'm a police dispatcher so I'll be sending those officers with guns.

Pinterest
Search