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I would probably get my scull crushed with a mallet by a monster or something if I walked around my house like that.

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I flossed obsessively for many years, but got told to "floss more" by default. Every single time. No bleeding, no cavities. I think they just like to treat everyone like they're inferior.

When your brain argues with your heart and you don't know which side to take.

When your brain argues with your heart and you don't know which side to take.<<<< I almost always take my hearts side. I'm very much ruled by my heart.

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I honestly don't know why this is so funny, but I'm laughing my head of right now. Like laugh-crying.^*^ once a gecko girled into my shirt and I fell like a scream

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Calculus professor found this posted on the door to his office today by a student. This is how my brain reads math problems

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Today I dressed hipstery and I was sitting in English next to my friend dressed in all black with leather and a friend dressed in an avengers sweater with harry potter earrings and I'm thinking we're like hipster, band and fandom fav story of the morning

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