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Trust me.When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.// I'm SO SURE people have felt this way about me at times!

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it…| Am I the only one that realizes this is actually a quote from the Marvel Fandom and not just a funny saying...

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it myself.<--- No it's funny because Black Widow would use this. She speaks fluent Russian and Hawkeye is actually deaf so it works

Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

Dane Cook

Got this sent to me today in a text message saying it reminded them of me. Its good to be thought of :) SM. I dont sugar coat shit im not willy wonka by olivialight

Makes me think of Jen,..I especially love that little 'snort' when she really get tickled :-)..so cute!

I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel tht shit in my soul.

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

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