Yep thats the problem today with parents, they don't want to whip their kids asses when they step out of line. I got mine busted & I learned to be respectful - its not abuse when u do it right & its done out of love.
Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.