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Until you hear the door Mid REM sleep and jump up doing the other shit in was supposed to have done 2 hrs ago

Nichts ist schöner, als Pläne abgesagt zu bekommen, auf die du eh keinen Bock hattest.

19 Memes, die du nur verstehen wirst, wenn du verdammt antisozial bist und nie ausgehst

There is no greater high than the plans you never intended to keep getting cancelled.

1930s Housewife Rating Scale. I love it, she gets points for both "Religious - sends children to church...and goes herself" AND "Lets husband sleep late on Sunday..." Hahah.

Image by Getty Images via Clearly if I filled out this marital rating chart (wife edition), I’d fail miserably!