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Gates Police have seized more than two pounds of marijuana as well as baggies with cocaine residue from an address on Shadywood Drive. A 23-year-old from Rochester has been arrested and charged.

Gates Police have seized more than two pounds of marijuana as well as baggies with cocaine residue from an address on Shadywood Drive. A from Rochester has been arrested and charged.

"We can't seek to sanitize this horrific mess by keeping his name out of it."   What a stupid article. "We also know – thanks to attacks we’ve covered locally – we have a role when it comes to preventing the next mass shooting.  But he had a name."  Acknowledging they know better but won't do better. Yay, merica.

"We can't seek to sanitize this horrific mess by keeping his name out of it." What a stupid article. "We also know – thanks to attacks we’ve covered locally – we have a role when it comes to preventing the next mass shooting. But he had a name." Acknowledging they know better but won't do better. Yay, merica.

Mini-trump, Kirby Delauter,  commissioner in Frederick, (somewhere) is throwing his weight around, calls people names, threatens to sue the newspaper for using his name without his permission and, in general, is on the same page as the bossy-in-chief...

(awesome response to a ridicules threat) Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter

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What Is The Worst Possible Way To Die?: Probably the worst way to die: "Man Killed to Death". I can't think of a worse way to go. This is a completely horrible

A local expert on the Affordable Care Act said President Obama's promise that Americans can keep canceled health insurance policies for a year is virtually toothless.  "he can't order insurance companies to do anything" said Chris Schrader of Schrader and Assoc  "these policies have been canceled and you can't turn on a time machine and restore everything to the way things were pre-oct 1...  He is stupid and has stupid butt kissing advisers.  They are a gang of dumb street thugs.

Obama Administration to Stay Course on Biofuel Law - President Barack Obama’s administration won’t abandon the nation’s ethanol program and will encourage Congress to maintain it, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said.

Local News Station Fails - Local news didn't fail.  Who failed was the parents of the person who can't spell.  Parenting is Hard Work, diligence persistence, and enough love to tough it out and enable your child to succeed.  If you are a "convenience" parent, who relies on tv, video games, or other distractions to keep your kids out of your hair while you Facebook, tweet or whatever, then you fail.  Your kids fail, and we all lose on a grand scale.  A solid education opens doors.  A…

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