EXACTLY...well I mean if I ever get one

I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

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I wish cake went straight to my boobs. That'd be so great wouldn't it ladies!

Some people say I’m a mean person…

Some people say I’m a mean person…

WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it.

I wish so badly that it was my job! I am so good at it and it is something i enjoy!

You might be terrified to learn that, half of the time, I only shave from the knees down.

You might be terrified to learn that, half of the time, I only shave from the knees down.

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Honey, can you pick up Pizza? Ive been busy pinning nutritious recipes for our family all day.

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