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Ive got one give a fuck left Ive got one give a fuck left

has happened to me far too much

Not really a "tall girl problem" but it happens to everybody

ahh... it all makes sense now

Kinda True but not all guys lie and not all girls wear makeup

Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died?  But you're still alive!

"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette lyrics <<----- fav song by her

So unbelievably true!

There is no "I" in "team, but apparent there is one hidden somewhere in "group project". This is why I always hated group projects in school! so funny

always keep several get well cards

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Someday....

Someday....

I hate fast Food now ever since I've been dieting.

Reading to Babies {10 real-life tips}

Whoever snuck the s in fast food was a clever little bastard - FAT FOOD

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

yeppers!!

Lord, give me patience, not strength!how i feel at work EVERY DAY.

True

That happens a lot when dealing with passive aggressive people and their subtle jabs. My sisters are masters at being passive aggressive

headache

When I get a headache I take aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

Managers

sometimes we all need breaks and to sit around and not do a damn thing!

Love - Quote

She has my heart "Sonny boy"

True

this is oh-so-true! Thank God for texts!

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